Friday, June 27, 2008

Turtles In A Half-Assed Shell

i do love japan, as my blog name suggests. but i am so glad, in fact i'm ecstatic that the japanese version of teenage mutant ninja turtles never made it stateside. because if it had, i'm pretty sure this hibachi butchering of an american classic would impose an effect similar to that of pearl harbor, and international warfare would almost certainly ensue. first off, based on watching about 10 seconds of this three minute clip, i am able to tell the original purpose of this cartoon is tampered with more than a barry bonds drug test sample. its completely and utterly convoluted in theme, and more importantly, it's just an effin' mess. and why the hell do our tokyo brothers feel the need to turn everything into a damn robot? well i have my questions, see if watching this video can make you conjure up some of your own, if you don't end up crying before its over.

3 comments:

b_prioleau said...

i kno damn well they didn't turn bebop and rock steady into robots. and wtf is a turtle saint?? SMH, master splinter and april o'neil must be rollin in there graves.

b_prioleau said...

then again, if they made kc jones into a robot wit a metal hockey stick......

ShardonaySays said...

wow i dont have nothing to say other than that was some bull!