Turtles In A Half-Assed Shell

i do love japan, as my blog name suggests. but i am so glad, in fact i'm ecstatic that the japanese version of teenage mutant ninja turtles never made it stateside. because if it had, i'm pretty sure this hibachi butchering of an american classic would impose an effect similar to that of pearl harbor, and international warfare would almost certainly ensue. first off, based on watching about 10 seconds of this three minute clip, i am able to tell the original purpose of this cartoon is tampered with more than a barry bonds drug test sample. its completely and utterly convoluted in theme, and more importantly, it's just an effin' mess. and why the hell do our tokyo brothers feel the need to turn everything into a damn robot? well i have my questions, see if watching this video can make you conjure up some of your own, if you don't end up crying before its over.

A Thin Line Between Drugs and Jakes...

and evidently that line was drawn by foot locker, because an nyc police sergeant took a sweat suit and sneakers in exchange for helping a long island drug dealer evade federal drug enforcement agents, according to a complaint filed Friday in federal court. roosevelt green, 46, who was last assigned to an anti-crime unit in brooklyn, was overheard in an april 1st wiretapped phone conversation with frank wilson, a long island drug dealer, authorities said. the conversation unbelievably proceeds as follows:

“what’s up bro?” wilson tells green. “nothing much,” green replies. “as for my information i’m gonna need a nice warm up suit and a pair of white tops OK (laughing)?”

don't worry officer green, we're laughing too.

Food For Thought

i gotta few questions that are puzzling me, maybe somebody could help me out.

1. am i the only one that reads jet magazine just cause its there? and why do the editors feel the need to show an open casket viewing when ever a celebrity dies?... i did not know luther vandross like that!!!!!

2. would you eat an animal cracker if it were shaped like a shrimp, or say.... a cockroach?

3. is elementary school the only place where you can get a pizza, corn and chocolate milk combo?

and finally...

4. am i the only one that thinks the term "battered woman" would sound delicious to a cannibal? and the way t.g.i. friday's is going with their menu, this addition doesn't seem that far off.

well, thats all for now. i'll be back with more thought provoking questions and pressing issues.